1. Film adaptations are your worst enemy.
That’s NOT how the characters should look!! Imagination = ruined.
2. Sometimes, a book is so good you forget to sleep...
... Or eat, or talk, or look where you’re going in the street. Ouch! Where did that wall/tree/lamppost come from?
3. Being interrupted while you’re reading is THE WORST.
Especially when you’re near the end of the book. Pure torture.
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4. A bigger bookshelf takes precedence over everything.
In fact, you’d probably consider buying a whole new house if it meant shelves in every room.
5. You belong to at least one book club.
And when discussion strays off topic, it makes you SO FRUSTRATED!
6. There’s no feeling more crushing than getting a book back when you’ve lent it to someone, and seeing it ruined.
Coffee stains, cracks down the spine, pages torn or turned down – USE A BOOKMARK LIKE THE REST OF US!
7. Some days, you feel thwarted by your own ‘to read’ list.
So many books, so little time!
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8. When you have multiple books on the go, you’re very likely to confuse the plot lines.
Ah, yes, Jane Eyre. That’s the one about the young Muggle girl who falls in love with a long-haired werewolf and meets a crazy Slytherin woman in his attic, right?
9. People who say they don’t read baffle you.
What do they do on the train, at weekends, on holiday?
10. People who spoil the ending of a book are even worse.
How would they like it if we told them the end of their film?
11. When you’re asked to pick your favourite book or author...
It’s like asking you to choose a favourite child. YOU JUST CAN’T DO IT!
