85 Easter jokes that will "crack" you up
From egg-cellent puns to groan-worthy dad-jokes, these are the best gags to bring out this Easter.
This article was originally published by Good Housekeeping US.
Sorry not sorry: We love corny jokes, especially holiday-related ones. That's why we've rounded up the best Easter jokes to share with the whole crew. Kids and adults alike will find these Easter puns and funny jokes almost as entertaining as the Easter egg hunt itself. They're truly egg-cellent, if you ask us!
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric!
How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?
They were to dye for!
Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
He had the most eggs-perience!
Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls!
What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
How does an Easter chick bake a cake?
From scratch!
Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter's in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What's the angriest vegetable?
A steamed carrot!
What do you call a dancing chick?
Poultry in motion!
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Where’s the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.”
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