15 funny - and very relatable - celebrity quotes about motherhood

"Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future."

"I've learned that it's way harder to be a baby. For instance, I haven't thrown up since the '90s and she's thrown up twice since we started this interview."

“The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.”

“I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids you're not spending enough time with them.”

"Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep."

“Ah, babies. They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."

"No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too."

“I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mum to come home.”

"We all at some point lock our kid in a car by accident or lose our kid in the mall for 30 seconds or more. I know one girl who’s a fantastic mother, she lost her daughter in an aquarium for 30 minutes.”

"After we got home from the hospital, I didn’t shower for a week, and then John and I were like, 'Let’s go out for dinner’. I could last only about an hour because my boobs were exploding. When the milk first comes in, it’s like a tsunami. But we went, just to prove to ourselves that we could feel normal for a second."

"You never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.”

"I want to remember everything. She's only been in this world for three months and I have like eight photos of her in my home. At this rate there will be no wall space left!"

"[Kids] are challenging. Wine is necessary. They’re great though.”

“You know how once you have kids you never ever pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times."

“There's so much nonsense, whether it's what they're saying to you or the fact that there's avocado or poop on every surface.”