125 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids And Adults Who Love to Laugh
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When it comes to jokes for kids, knock knock jokes are like blind boxes: The setup is the same every time, but it always finds a way to surprise you in the end. It's amazing how many meals you can make with the same ingredients. Sometimes, they're like little riddles for kids to try to figure out as you go along, and sometimes, they're so absurd that they'll never be able to guess the punchline in a million years.
If you're looking to get a laugh out of the kids in your life, these are the best knock knock jokes to tell kids in 2024. Some of them are groan-worthy dad jokes that really lean into the form's proclivity for puns. There are old classics that have been told time and time again, along with new ones that you can add to your repertoire. Teaching kids to repeat them will have them working on their public speaking skills and delivery (not to mention timing), and will also give them something to giggle about with their friends. Memorize a few of these, and you'll be ready for the next time there's a lull in conversation.
The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to get you to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better punchline than this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oh no, you forgot me already!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, "Who's there?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock Knock Jokes With Names
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on TV in there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left?
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place I can spend the night?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, there's a dinosaur chasing me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izma
Izma who?
Izma lunch ready yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock Knock Jokes About Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it's a secret!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to come outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jalapeño.
Jalapeño who?
Am I getting jalapeño business?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice gonna talk to me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Pease who?
Peas to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before you come out is a good idea.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’
Knock Knock Jokes About Animals
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
More like doggone where, and we'd better find him!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these terrible jokes ever end?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos Quito just bit me and now I have an itch!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy just bit me again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie Tap.
Annie Tap who?
Better come in, then! The bathroom's down the hall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I'm home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would've called first!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
Marisa (she/her) has covered all things parenting, from the postpartum period through the empty nest, for Good Housekeeping since 2018; previously, she wrote about parents and families at Parents and Working Mother. She lives with her toy-collecting husband and daughter in Brooklyn, where she can be found helping out her team at bar trivia or posting about movies on Twitter and Bluesky.
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