When the evenings have a chill in the air, the kids go back to school and the leaves start to turn, you know autumn has arrived. Get excited about your favorite fall festivities: visiting a pumpkin patch, apple picking, leaf peeping and, of course, pumpkin spice everything. But you know the old saying, "If you didn't 'gram it, did it even happen?" In order to post those adorable pics, you're going to need the perfect fall Instagram caption. Look no further than these funny fall puns that really bring out the best of the season. We've got quips around leaves, pumpkins and more that will make you laugh out loud or at least roll your eyes with a smirk. Don't be-leaf us? Just take a look for yourself!
And while you're at it, check out our best jokes for kids, favorite Halloween puns and funny Thanksgiving jokes that you'll want to share with everyone you know.
Funny Fall Puns
- Fall is a-maize-ing.
- After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
- Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
- I'm acorn-y person.
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
- Hay there!
- This cooler weather is soup-er.
- I yam what I yam.
- Don't even chai.
- Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
- Orange you glad it's fall?
- Trick or treat yo' self.
- Resting witch face
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
- I like you a latte.
- You autumn know...
- What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
- Hay girl, hay!
- Fall-elujah
- Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
- Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
- It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice
- You're nuttier than a fruitcake!
- Pumpkin spice up your life!
- You truly a-maize me!
- Witches get stitches.
- New pinecone, who dis?
- Witchy-washy
- This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
- My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
Fall Jokes
- What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
- What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
- What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
- What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.
- What did the gingko tree say when the phone rang? Yellow!
Pumpkin Puns
- Gourd of the Rings
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
- Hey pumpkin, you're looking boo-tiful.
- Let's squash that rumor.
- At the gym getting jacked.
- Go big or gourd home.
- Have a gourd time!
- With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
- Squash goals
- Carving out some time for fun
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Looking for puns? I'm a pun-king.
- Smashing pumpkins
- Easy as pumpkin pie
- Oh my gourd!
- You're my lil' chunk of pumpkin!
- Snack-o-lantern
- Pumpkin spice and chill
- Bet your autumn dollar, fall is my favorite.
- I'm the pum-king of fall.
Apple Puns
- Apple-y ever after
- I’ve got my eyes on the pies.
- You're the candy apple of my eye.
- I apple-laud your efforts.
- You're so a-peel-ing.
- I spy with my little pie.
Leaf Puns
- Beati-fall
- Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
- May the forest be with you.
- Don’t stop be-leafing.
- Don't leaf me hanging.
- If you don't love fall, leaf me alone.
- You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
- You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- We'll make you a be-leaf-er!
- I can't be-leaf it!
- Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
- Be-leaf in yourself and you can do anything.
- Are you OK? I'm pine.
- If you don't like fall, make like a tree and leave.
As an Editorial Fellow for Good Housekeeping, Katie covers health, beauty, home, and pop culture. Outside of the office, you can find her killing it on the karaoke machine or listening to true crime podcasts.
Yaa Bofah is an editorial fellow at Good Housekeeping. She is a freelance illustrator and created original cover art for The Fashion Bomb Daily’s first e-book series. She enjoys supporting philanthropic endeavors and being an advocate for the Muscular Dystrophy Association.
