Everyone loves a cheesy Valentine’s Day card. And oftentimes the sappier and punnier the better. If you find yourself searching for cute one-liners and lighthearted jokes to include in your text messages, Instagram captions or love letters to friends, family members, or significant others on February 14, look no further than our list of cheeky Valentine’s Day puns.
We’ve included a variety of quirky quips and wordplays that are sure to make them smile from ear to ear. Even if you're single this holiday and are practicing self-love or showing your closest friends how much you care, you'll be berry happy you gave these puns a shot.
Valentine's Day Food Puns
- We're a matcha made in heaven.
- It takes two to mango.
- Only have fries for you.
- I relish the time we spend together.
- Tortellini in love with you.
- You are tea-riffic!
- Have I told you Reese-ently that I love you?
- I love you s’more and s'more each day.
- Pie like you very much!
- You’re one in a melon.
- I’m bananas over you!
- You whisk me off my feet.
- You make me melt.
- You’re soda-lightful.
- I ap-peach-iate you.
- You’re my soymate.
- Will you be my Valenlime?
- Words cannot express hummus I love you.
- Let’s avo-cuddle.
- You mean so mochi to me!
- Thanks for always pudding up with me, honey.
- Let's give them something to taco 'bout.
- You are my sweetie pie.
- I am your biggest flan.
- I love you so matcha.
- Will you brie mine?
- I'm b-egg-ing you to be my Valentine.
- There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
- You make miso happy.
- Will you peas be my Valentine?
- You're the loaf of my life.
- You've stolen a pizza my heart.
- We're mint to be.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
- We make a great pear.
- I yam in love with you.
- I want to spend more thyme with you.
- Words can't espresso how much I love you.
- Don't go bacon my heart.
- You're my everything bagel.
- You're the one pho me.
- We're butter together.
- Hey Valentine, you're a gouda one!
- I love you berry much.
- You're all that and dim sum.
- Here's my number, so kale me, maybe?
- You make my heart skip a beet.
- I love you a latte.
- I donut what I would do without you.
- Olive you so much.
Valentine's Day Animal Puns
- Owl always love you.
- I ruff you.
- You're mine fur-ever.
- I wanna give you koala my heart.
- I’m hoppy you’re mine.
- I find you ribbiting.
- I woof you!
- You’re o-fish-ally my favorite.
- Seal-ed with a kiss.
- Hey corgeous!
- You octopi my heart!
- You’re such a deer.
- You're dino-mite.
- No-bunny compares to you.
- You’re one in chameleon.
- Rhino someone who really likes you — it's me!
- You are my pup of tea.
- Will you bee mine?
- I can’t bear to be without you.
- You give my life porpoise.
- I ain’t lion when I say I love you.
- I love you like no otter.
- Will ewe be my Valentine?
- Let's spend some koala-ty time together.
- I'm so very fawn-ed of you.
- Will you be my significant otter?
- I’ll owl-ways love you.
- I think you're porcu-fine.
- I love you meow and forever.
- You're the bear-y best.
- I whale always love you.
- I turtlely love you.
- We bee-long together.
- I puggin' love you.
- You are otterly wonderful.
- You've got me feline fine.
- Whale you be my Valentine?
Valentine's Day Nature Puns
- I canopy with0ut you.
- You're one pine lady.
- Pine-ing fir you.
- I love you once and flor-al!
- Do you beleaf in love?
- My love for you is tree-mendous.
- Please be vine!
- I want to kiss your tulips.
- I'm a succ-er for you.
- Aloe you vera much.
- Wood you be my Valentine?
- I can't beleaf you're my Valentine.
- You’re my bam-boo.
- I’d never leaf you.
- So glad I pricked you.
- Thistle be the best day ever.
- Aloe! Is it me you're looking for?
- Our love is unbe-leaf-able.
- I love you so moss.
- Life would succ without you.
- I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”
- I lava you.
- I'll never desert you.
- Pining for you.
- You had me at "aloe."
- I'm water-falling for you.
- I'll always root for you.
Cameron (she/her) is a staff writer for Good Housekeeping, where she covers everything from holidays to food. She is a graduate of Syracuse University, where she received a B.A. in magazine journalism. In her spare-time she can be found scrolling TikTok for the latest cleaning hacks and restaurant openings, binge-watching seasons of Project Runway or online shopping.
