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30 'Schitt's Creek' Gifts That Are Simply the Best

Right this way for presents that are better than all the rest.

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If you're like us, there's someone in your life who can't stop quoting Schitt's Creek and thinks Moira Rose is the best person in the universe (I mean, she basically is). After all, the Emmy-winning Canadian show is super entertaining thanks to the comedic magic that Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Dan Levy and Annie Murphy create as the Rose Family.

For those Schittheads in your life, simply scroll through this list for instant gift inspo. As you'll soon discover, this guide has a little bit of Alexis everything on it, from necklaces to shirts and cooking supplies. Don't worry, we only included simply the best options from around the internet. Who knows, maybe you'll find a little something on here for yourself!

"Fold in the Cheese" Spoons

"Fold in the Cheese" Spoons
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Moira and David know all too well how challenging following a recipe can be (even when it's your own recipe). But having these spoons will make any cooking experience in the kitchen much more fun ... even if an argument does erupt over how to fold in the cheese.

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"Fold in the Cheese" Board

"Fold in the Cheese" Board
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IT SAYS FOLD IT IN! While we're talking about broken cheese, we simply had to include this handmade cutting board in our roundup. Chop up your favorite meats and veggies in style on this 13x9 board or use it for a cute charcuterie display. Nom, nom for us, David! 

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Alexis's Block Letter Monogram Necklace

Alexis's Block Letter Monogram Necklace
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Watch any episode of Schitt's Creek, and you'll fall in love with Alexis's gold initial necklace. Luckily, you can snag one for yourself and your friends at Anthropologie to emulate Alexis's boho-chic aesthetic.

David Rose Fashion Poster

David Rose Fashion Poster
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If you can't own all of David's perfectly eccentric sweatshirts, why not commemorate them with this fun poster. Hang it in your home office or proudly in your living room for all of your Schitt's Creek-loving friends and family members to see. 

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Rose Apothecary Candle

Rose Apothecary Candle
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Let's be honest: Everyone who has seen the show has wanted to shop at David and Patrick's Rose Apothecary. Thanks to Belle Vie, now you can take home a little piece of the store with this soy and vegan candle. The best part? You get to select from all kinds of scents, including sandalwood and suede, vanilla and amber, rain water and violets, black ginger and bamboo, and more.

"I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect" Face Mask

"I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect" Face Mask
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Let the oh-so sassy words of David Rose inspire those around you to stay socially distant and safe while wearing this mask. What's more, you can also purchase kid-sized ones if you want the whole family to match.

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WayWithWhimsy Schitt’s Creek Stickers

Schitt’s Creek Stickers
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When you just can't choose which Schitt's Creek character quotes you love the most, these stickers will share the hilarity of all the Roses on anything. Stick them on laptops, folders, wherever your heart desires!

BarelyCoolApparel "Bébe It's Cold Outside" Mug

"Bébe It's Cold Outside" Mug
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Don't know about you, but we could listen to Moira saying "bébe" for hours. During the holiday season, you can be reminded of her hilarious antics while sipping on hot cocoa or your morning coffee. The mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, so this gift is truly a no-brainer. 

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CoconutGarden Schitt's Creek Party Wine Labels

Schitt's Creek Party Wine Labels
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Stocking stuffer alert! The Schitthead you're shopping for will definitely get a kick out of these fun labels celebrating some of Moira and David's best quotes. Better yet, buy a couple of extra for yourself just because.

Quote Coasters

Quote Coasters

True story, everyone will want a set after spotting these. The best part? You can choose from many different quotes to make sure you get your favorites. 

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KillerConceptsKC Schitt's Creek Guess Who? Game

Schitt's Creek Guess Who? Game
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Because Guess Who? Schitt's Creek edition is the best edition. We can't think of a better stay-at-home activity to play during the holiday season than this classic game with a Rose family twist to it.

EllaBellaBoutiqueOK "I Have Asked You Thrice" Kitchen Towel

"I Have Asked You Thrice" Kitchen Towel
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Stevie Budd just could never remember to give David his extra towel (except in season 5 when she gifted him and Patrick monogrammed towels as an engagement present). Bring the classic Stevie-David drama to your friend's kitchen in the form of this cheeky towel.

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4 Pack of 'Schitt's Creek' Ornaments

4 Pack of 'Schitt's Creek' Ornaments
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Have the Rose family be a part of every Christmas celebration with these fun glass ornaments. One look at the reviews and it's clear that these bulbs are a big gifting win. 

A Very Schitty Coloring Book

A Very Schitty Coloring Book
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As we're all spending more time at home, coloring can be a creative way to release stress. Gift this to your loved one, and they'll get to relax and color Moira Rose's Garden, David in his Café Tropical baseball uniform, and other hilarious scenes from the show. Just think of all the ways to color Moira's wigs! 

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"Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Pint Glasses

"Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Pint Glasses

Non-wine drinkers love Schitt's Creek, too! As you rewatch all six seasons, cheers your fellow couch buddy with these sassy pint glasses inspired by David and Stevie's unique, sarcastic humor.

"Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Bath Mat

"Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Bath Mat

If you've got enough glasses in your life but love the "best wishes, warmest regards" quote, maybe this spongy bath mat is a better fit. This particular design is machine washable and available in multiple different sizes. 

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"Ew, David" Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt

"Ew, David" Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt
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While there is plenty of "Ew, David" merchandise out there, nothing captures Alexis's disgust quite like this shirt, which also includes her iconic hand gesture. Just merely looking at this tee, you can hear Alexis screaming at her brother.

Schitt's Creek "Bébé" Onesie

Schitt's Creek "Bébé" Onesie
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We guarantee your friend or family member will be snapping a million Instagram pictures of their little bébé in this adorable onesie. Every Rolland Jr. will look too cute in this!

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Glittery Tumbler

Glittery Tumbler
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Because we all love a cute tumbler! Choose from 14 different colors, including rose gold, purple, orange and pink. 

SassiStitchBoutique "Stop Acting Like a Disgruntled Pelican" Cross Stitch Pattern

"Stop Acting Like a Disgruntled Pelican" Cross Stitch Pattern
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Whenever a bad mood strikes, use this pattern to create an embroidery craft featuring Moira's important reminder. Because as Moira rightfully once pointed out, "Who knows what will befall us tomorrow ... You could be hit by a mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris." So best not to spend our time acting like disgruntled pelicans!

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