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103 Funniest Easter Jokes That Bring the Laughs to Every "Bunny"

From egg-cellent puns to groan-worthy dad-jokes, these are the best gags to bring out this Easter.

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Sorry not sorry: We love corny jokes, especially holiday-related ones. That's why we've rounded up the best Easter jokes to share with the whole crew. Kids and adults alike will find these Easter puns and funny jokes almost as entertaining as the Easter egg hunt itself. Who knows, some of them might even inspire your Easter Instagram captions. Kids will also love telling these jokes to family and friends at any Easter brunch or dinner. Leave a comment below and tell us which joke you find hare-iously egg-cellent.

1

What’s an egg’s favorite type of workout?

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Egg-streme sports!

2

What do you call an Easter egg with a great sense of humor?

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An egg-stra funny yolker!

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3

Why did the chocolate bunny refuse to fight?

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He just didn’t have the guts.

4

How do Easter eggs say goodbye?

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“Shell ya later!”

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5

Why was the Easter bunny running late?

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He just had so many hare-ends to run!

6

Why did the egg fail his driving test?

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He cracks under pressure!

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7

What is the Easter bunny’s favorite game?

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Hopscotch!

8

Why did the egg go to school?

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To get an egg-ucation!

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9

What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?

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Egg-centric!

10

How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket?

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Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore!

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11

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?

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He eggs-foliates!

12

What sport are eggs the best at?

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Running!

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13

Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?

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They were to dye for!

14

Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?

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He had the most eggs-perience!

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15

Why don’t chicks play baseball?

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Too many fowl balls!

16

What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning?

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They demanded an eggsplanation!

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17

How does an Easter chick bake a cake?

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From scratch!

18

Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter's in April?

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Because they’ve just finished a long March.

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19

Knock, knock.

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Who’s there?

Moira.

Moira who?

Moira jellybeans, please.

20

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

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Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Marisa LaScala
Senior Parenting & Relationships Editor

Marisa (she/her) has covered all things parenting, from the postpartum period through the empty nest, for Good Housekeeping since 2018; previously, she wrote about parents and families at Parents and Working Mother. She lives with her toy-collecting husband and daughter in Brooklyn, where she can be found helping out her team at bar trivia or posting about movies on Twitter and Bluesky. 

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Jamie Ballard (she/her) is a freelance writer and editor who covers news, lifestyle, and entertainment topics, including sex and relationships, TV, movies, books, health, pets, food and drinks, pop culture, shopping, and personal finance. She regularly contributes to Cosmopolitan, Woman’s Day, Good Housekeeping, and YouGov, among other publications. When she’s not working, you can find her running, traveling, or scrolling TikTok. Follow her on Twitter.

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