7 Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars to Spice Up Your December
Count down to Christmas in the naughtiest way possible.
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When we were kids, my brother and I spent most of December arguing over who got to open that day's advent calendar flap and eat the stale, waxy chocolate behind it. Every year, my mom bought the cardboard calendar at our local grocery store, and it helped us all contain our excitement as we counted down to Christmas. These days, advent calendars have gotten a glow-up. There are options for every taste under the sun, and they're not just for kids anymore: There are a ton of cool alternative styles with everything from must-have beauty products and fun socks, toy-themed options for extra lucky kids and even adult-only alcohol-filled versions. And of course, for the sustainability-minded among us, reusable advent calendars rule the day.
Our top picks for the best sex toy advent calendars of 2023:
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PlayBoxx SpiceBoxx: 7-Day Sensual Adventure Calendar for Couples
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But if none of those quite tickle your pickle, we've got an alternative that's decidedly NSFW: sex toy Advent calendars. Guaranteed to spice up your December, these adult-only options feature everything you need to get frisky, whether you're flying solo or with a partner.
And despite the name, they're not just for the winter holidays. Try picking one up to count down to an anniversary, birthday or a date that has special meaning to you and your main squeeze. They're a fun, unique way to count down to whatever matters — or just to restock your sex toy or lubes supply.
Lovehoney X Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar
With 24 titillating toys for people of all genders and persuasions, this is a great gift for that special someone. It's got a selection of fun stuff for exploring restraint play, sensory play and each other's bodies all month long or whenever your sex life needs a little extra somethin' somethin'.
Number of doors: 24
PlayBoxx SpiceBoxx: 7-Day Sensual Adventure Calendar for Couples
Perfect for new couples, newlyweds or anyone who just wants to get to know each other better, this seven-day box is full of surprises, like blindfolds and vibrators. It's meant to be used on consecutive days, just like any other advent calendar, so get ready for one heck of a week.
Number of doors: 7
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Exhilaration Advent Calendar
With seven toys, three accessories and two oils and lotions, who needs a partridge in a pear tree? This kit comes with everything you need to create a sexy atmosphere for your loved one. Open it day by day for a slow burn that's sure to culminate in one mind-blowing night, or tear through it all at once if you're not the teasing type.
Number of doors: 12
This handmade sex toy advent calendar comes in three different levels to suit your tastes: from vanilla on up to "pain," which is perfect for more experienced BDSM practitioners. The seller can customize it for you and your partner too, to ensure it pushes all the right buttons.
Number of doors: 6, 12 or 24
Forget flowers, this is the gift she'll flip over for the holidays. With 12 stimulating new toys, including the popular and pretty rose suction vibe, this is a smorgasbord of sexiness that's especially perfect for people with vaginas.
Number of doors: 12
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Temptation Advent Calendar
Tease and tempt your partner — or yourself — with this advent calendar that features seven toys, three accessories and two oils and lotions that are all designed to heat things up. There's also a stack of sex tokens that can be exchanged between you two to keep the excitement going.
Number of doors: 12
Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set
Channel your inner Christian Grey or Anastasia Steele with this playful 10-day gift set. It's got everything you need to get started with bondage or restraint play, including a vibrator, satin straps and more. If you're just beginning to dabble, this set will make a fantastic introduction to the scene.
Number of doors: 10
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