39 Tree-ly Funny Christmas Cards That Will Make Everyone Chuckle
Accompany your 2022 family photo with these hilarious holiday messages for extra cheer.
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'Tis the season to be jolly, and nothing gets people in the holiday spirit like funny Christmas cards. Sure, you can't go wrong with a sentimental card that contains a meaningful message, but it's easier than ever to spread that holiday cheer with a card that makes them laugh. Whether you're someone who sends out a yearly card to friends and family or you're simply searching for the perfect thing to say to accompany your gift for a loved one, you can't go wrong with any of these hilarious Christmas card ideas.
From pop culture-themed cards featuring Snoop Dogg and Elton John quotes, to punny cards perfect for pairing with your holiday family photo, there's a budget-friendly funny Christmas card idea that can make anyone from age 10 to 85 crack up. And if you want to skip the store-bought options and make one yourself, you can DIY your own Christmas card with the kids. If you're in need of some inspiration on what to write, check out our favorite holiday messages.
The song "Let It Snow" is a classic, but we all know that person who can't stand the cold weather. You can't gift them a trip to the beach, but this affordable card is a sweet second choice.
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A cute Hanukkah card that's punny too? A must-have.
We might have heard a thing or two about a few close friends being naughty, but hey that's none of our business right? This card is the perfect reminder that someone's always watching during the holiday season.
The wine lovers in your life have already been doing these exercises all year long. This can simply serve as a reminder to get a few extra circuits in.
Hanukkah is creeping up on December 18 but there's still a chance to make your friends and family giggle with this cartoon card if you act fast.
Hey, it's the thought that counts right?
For the folks who make an effort to get in their workout, even during the busy holiday season, this card is too cute.
According to the card, "Santa has the right ideas — visit family once a year and do it while they're sleeping." After careful consideration, we think they might be on to something.
What starts out as a shocking statement about Santa turns into a mushy message when you unfold the card — a surprise that anyone can get behind.
Zazzle "This Card Has Zero Resemblance to Our Actual Lives" Photo Christmas Card
A card that is still holiday-acceptable but truly tells it like it is.
Not only will this card warn people to be careful with your heart, it'll also get "Last Christmas" stuck in their heads all December long — Not that that's necessarily a bad thing!
Zazzle "Looking For That Silent Night" Family Photo Holiday Card
Whether you have young kids or old, there are no silent nights in your house during the holiday season (or frankly, any time of the year). Poke fun at this fact with this adorable card.
The cat lovers on your gift list will probably display this sweet holiday card on their mantel (where their kitty will inevitably knock it over every day).
Zazzle "We Traded Silent Nights for a New Bundle of Joy" Photo Card
Show off the best gift you received this year with this adorable card.
What can we say? Kids are unpredictable. Perfect for showcasing photos of their mischievous nature that weren't fancy enough for a more sentimental card.
As much as you may plan, sometimes you don't get around to sending the yearly holiday card until it's way past Christmas. With this card, that's really okay!
Were you naughty or nice this year? Jesus and Santa will know either way.
Let it snow is nice in theory and all, but we're fine with a reasonably cold Christmas that doesn't make traveling super difficult! This one is especially great for families who might live in warmer climates and feel the need to (subtly) rub it in just a tad.
LittleSomethingBlue Custom Christmas Card Naughty or Nice
As cute as a picture-perfect holiday card is, one where everyone is dressed well and has on their best smiles, sometimes you just need to embrace the reality of the situation. This Etsy shop lets you submit your own photos to create a custom card that is absolutely one of a kind.
It's the only card that makes you think of José Feliciano and warm, woolen mittens at the same time.
Marisa (she/her) has covered all things parenting, from the postpartum period through the empty nest, for Good Housekeeping since 2018; previously, she wrote about parents and families at Parents and Working Mother. She lives with her toy-collecting husband and daughter in Brooklyn, where she can be found helping out her team at bar trivia or posting about movies on Twitter and Bluesky.
Larry Stansbury is a writer whose work has appeared in POPSUGAR, Sports Illustrated, Her Campus, Distractify and more. He covers a wide range of topics, including entertainment, lifestyle and sports. Larry graduated with a B.A. in writing and rhetoric from Syracuse University in 2018. When he’s not writing, he is either working out, eating carbs or dancing to the next Little Mix song.
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